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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Too small for a full post or podcast, but too good to pass up! Check out the RSS feed or stop by and visit whenever you like! Go and read and listen to Bernies World, the Digital Father, Small Press Chat, or The Daddy Dialogues. Check out all my web doings at vincentgreen.com</description><title>Vinny Green's Tumblr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @berniesworld)</generator><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Snow Driving Fail (via failblog)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dooKpdIwwR4&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dooKpdIwwR4&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Snow Driving Fail (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/failblog" target="_blank"&gt;failblog&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/43329744</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/43329744</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:20:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>via www.uvm.edu</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/mJTMA2ffDblwts6zLUyRZe2E_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.uvm.edu/~chmartin/goddambatman.gif" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.uvm.edu" target="_blank"&gt;www.uvm.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42827236</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42827236</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:13:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is..."</title><description>“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29589.html" target="_blank"&gt;Alfred North Whitehead- The Quotations Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42446143</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42446143</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:47:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xkcd - A webcomic - By Randall Munroe</title><description>&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/450/"&gt;xkcd - A webcomic - By Randall Munroe&lt;/a&gt;: How small we are</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42446030</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42446030</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:46:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hi, im a wii (via mrconejoman)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x7PhJp3ciRQ&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x7PhJp3ciRQ&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;hi, im a wii (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/mrconejoman" target="_blank"&gt;mrconejoman&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42403424</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42403424</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:18:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Stars &amp; Stripes FOREVER! (Muppets Variation) (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kDA9NbPAK8o&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kDA9NbPAK8o&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Stars &amp; Stripes FOREVER! (Muppets Variation) (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/patrioticeagle" target="_blank"&gt;patrioticeagle&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42318847</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42318847</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:48:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Clearance at Target today- 7” digital picture frame for $30. Turn the ‘Dora The...</title><description>Clearance at Target today- 7” digital picture frame for $30. Turn the ‘Dora The Explorer’ paper face around and no one knows. Awesome!</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42276540</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42276540</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:45:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Setting up a 529 (college savings plan) for my son. It’s about time, I suppose.</title><description>Setting up a 529 (college savings plan) for my son. It’s about time, I suppose.</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42144752</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42144752</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:27:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting kids settled and getting ready for L&amp;O:CI and IPS on USA.</title><description>Getting kids settled and getting ready for L&amp;O:CI and IPS on USA.</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42141619</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42141619</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:42:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ping.fm is not sending my pings to all my locations. *sigh*</title><description>ping.fm is not sending my pings to all my locations. *sigh*</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42099353</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42099353</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:38:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just finished billing podcast clienbt. Now lunch, then the hedges.</title><description>Just finished billing podcast clienbt. Now lunch, then the hedges.</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42011811</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/42011811</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:47:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Did my demo lesson. Dropped son at movies. Organized bookmarks online. Not a full day, but full...</title><description>Did my demo lesson. Dropped son at movies. Organized bookmarks online. Not a full day, but full enough.</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41966301</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41966301</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:26:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Handsex- a funny shadow puppet show you won’t believe....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="329"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://bubblare.se/v/handsex/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://bubblare.se/v/handsex/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="329" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://bubblare.se/movie/handsex" target="_blank"&gt;Handsex- a funny shadow puppet show you won’t believe. NSFW or home&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41929127</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41929127</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:01:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Segen Max Drumming - www.segenmax.com (with Abandon) (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7h0zNQ3ZUW0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7h0zNQ3ZUW0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Segen Max Drumming - &lt;a href="http://www.segenmax.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.segenmax.com&lt;/a&gt; (with Abandon) (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/thebenzetta" target="_blank"&gt;thebenzetta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;) This kid is terrific! and I hate kiddie videos!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41881045</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41881045</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:36:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself."</title><description>“Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/981.html" target="_blank"&gt;A. H. Weiler- The Quotations Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41877603</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41877603</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:59:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Guy #1: Are people getting dumber or is it just me? 
Guy #2: Both.

- 6 Train"</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Guy #1: Are people getting dumber or is it just me? &lt;br/&gt;
Guy #2: Both.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;- 6 Train&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015365.html" target="_blank"&gt;…Mr. “I Wear Crocs”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41816703</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41816703</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:46:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the..."</title><description>“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/37769.html" target="_blank"&gt;George Burns- The Quotations Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41799032</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41799032</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:36:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My interview with the father of Asbury Park Music Scene, Stormin’ Norman Seldin....</title><description>My interview with the father of Asbury Park Music Scene, Stormin’ Norman Seldin. &lt;a href="http://ping.fm/tV1SL" target="_blank"&gt;http://ping.fm/tV1SL&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41704532</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41704532</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:22:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oops- Safe Hands Fail (via failblog)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UbJgAthnTo4&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UbJgAthnTo4&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oops- Safe Hands Fail (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/failblog" target="_blank"&gt;failblog&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41662603</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41662603</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:40:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."</title><description>“People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1125.html" target="_blank"&gt;W. Somerset Maugham- The Quotations Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41590281</link><guid>http://berniesworld.tumblr.com/post/41590281</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:04:28 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
