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Aug 31st

berniesworld: Haven’t heard from interview on Wed. Not looking good. Barkeep?

Aug 31st

“To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-...

Aug 31st

“The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.”
— Quote Details: Walter Goodman:...

Aug 30th

Bernie: Just finished an interview. I think I nailed it, except for one question. Short process-...

Aug 29th

A Subprime Realization — Mortgage Loan Place Blog

Aug 29th

Bernie: I know I’m late to the party, but iWeb blows BIG TIME! Worst editor EVER!

Aug 28th

Watch

Kitty said what? - Morphing Kittens (via PhotoAnimationGuy)

Aug 27th

Bernie: @robusdin We’ve always KNOWN that podcasting rocks! Did you forget?

Aug 27th

“The thing that impresses me the most about America is the...”
— King Edward VIII- The...

Aug 27th

Bernie: Do you have so many feeds it’s a friggin’ pain to maintain them all? I do.

Aug 27th

Watch

When Beauty Queens Attack- YIKES!

Aug 27th

Bernie: Edits complete. Files posted. Email sent. Not bad. 13 minutes. NOW G’nite!

Aug 27th

Bernie: … or not. Just got a West Coast email- more work to do on podcast. Well, this one...

Aug 27th

Bernie: G’night.

Aug 26th

Bernie: Screw it. The GoDaddy FT client won’t run in Macd Firefox, but does run in Safari....

Aug 26th

Bernie: OK- apparently I’m an idiot. Millions of people use FTP to get stuff on their GoDaddy...

Aug 26th

Bernie: I love Facebook SuperPoke. It’s dumb, but entertaining. “Throwing sheep”?...

Aug 26th

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
— Bob Hope- The Quotations Page

Aug 26th

Digital Father MeToday 08 25 07 (via...

Aug 25th

Bernie: I had no idea Garageband didn’t like 1hr podcasts. Hiccuped 3x on my podcast- had to...

Aug 25th

Bernie: 9am- roust the kids for trip to optometrist. Then back to trim the hedge. Yippee!

Aug 25th

Bernie: Bernies World Labor Day Block Party Spectacular- one straight hour of podsafe music!

Aug 24th

Bernie: Posted one hour of podsafe music http://tinyurl.com/3barq9

Aug 24th

Bernie: Watching Mira Sorvino in “The Replacement Killers.” She is a slammin’...

Aug 24th

Funny Signs, via Guardian Unlimited

Aug 24th

Bernie: Considering how to connect 12 USB devices to only a couple of ports. Need a 15 port hub.

Aug 24th

Bernie: Finding that USB on a Mac Mini doesn’t like chained hubs- Palm and iPod appear...

Aug 24th

Bernie: @robusdin It’s called Twilight, and it’s for (I imagine) students with jobs or...

Aug 24th

Bernie: Applied for a job- Running a school program from 12am to 7am. That would be… unusual.

Aug 24th

Bernie: Up and at ‘em. Bank, Grocery Store, then phone calls to about 40 school districts....

Aug 24th

Bernie: Rec’d call for an interview. Bring 5 references, certifications, and a side of fries.

Aug 24th

“The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.”
— George Orwell- The Quotations...

Aug 24th

Bernie: Met a dad today. In retrospect, he looks like Bill Engvall.

Aug 23rd

Bernie: Lunch w/four 10y.o. girls, 2 new moms and 2 new dads. One mom definitely flirty mom.

Aug 23rd

Bernie: Took 8 pages of forms to Dr. Paid $20 for forms service. Got back 7 completed and one blank...

Aug 22nd

Bernie: Added the video “Japan Edition - MeToday/MealToday August 20th” to a list of my...

Aug 21st

“I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut...”
— Tom Lehrer- The Quotations...

Aug 21st

Watch

This is commitment! Hundreds strip naked on glacier in global warming protest (via GreenpeaceVideo)

Aug 21st

Bernie: Just spent a few hours putting together a video resume for a job.

Aug 20th

Bernie: Keeping my photo’s organized is such a pain in the butt. Too many folders on too many...

Aug 19th

“You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of...”
— Olin Miller- The Quotations...

Aug 19th

Watch

Viddler.com - “Yankee Game August 18 2007”

Aug 19th

Bernie: @cdevroe re: TechCrunch- Very cool to see Viddler penetration!

Aug 19th

Bernie: Added the video “Ninja Stunts” to a list of my favorites:...

Aug 19th

Bernie: Added the video “I speak perfekt english” to a list of my favorites:...

Aug 19th

Bernie: I like the new Twitku look, but finally got Pownce to post to them all!

Aug 18th

Bernie: Packing for tomorrow’s Yankee Game! Free tickets- field level!

Aug 17th

Bernie: Added the video “MVI_0410” to a list of my favorites:...

Aug 17th

Bernie: If we put two prisms 3 feet apart, the light goes from one to the other...

Aug 17th

Bernie: @Barely Did they STOP doing pre-roll? I thought it was always there…

Aug 17th

Bernie: Just returned from interview for music job. Teaching World Drumming. Q: “How’s...

Aug 17th

Bernie: Just loaded up my ipod with podsafe music… planning a very special Bernie’s...

Aug 16th

Bernie: Damn! Misplaced 21 pages of evaluations. I’m sure I’ve looked everywhere.

Aug 16th

Bernie: @cspenn narf!

Aug 15th

Bernie: Writing commentary for final evaluation of my ‘summer employees’ in the job...

Aug 15th

Bernie: So much “Dad’s Taxi” this week. Tommorrow I will write in AM and workout...

Aug 14th

Bernie: 6am- Gym. 7am- Breakfast. 8am- Laundry. Boss out today. Filling in. Don’t FEEL...

Aug 14th

Bernie: One of my ‘too emotionally disturbed kids’ to me today- “A three year old...

Aug 13th

Bernie: Lost my darn K7 number again. Rats. Moving to Grand Central.

Aug 13th

Bernie: FInally recorded last segment of Digital Father 21- now to tagging and posting. It’ll...

Aug 13th

“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men...”
— Douglas Adams- The Quotations...

Aug 12th

Bernie: Prepared 3 days of dinners tonight. Phew.

Aug 12th

Bernie: Did you ever do an interview (for podcast/broadcast) and realize, no matter how you edit it,...

Aug 11th

Bernie: How come I can find the manual for my blender online, but a manual for a GAMEBOY GAME...

Aug 11th

Bernie: Added the video “Air Rocket Fun” to a list of my favorites:...

Aug 11th

Bernie: Weedwhacker is leaking fuel, which soaks the filter, causing the thing to not start. Remove...

Aug 11th

“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied...”
—  Jef Raskin- The Quotations...

Aug 11th

Bernie: HEading out to the yard. Will the weedwhacker start?

Aug 11th

Bernie: Editing together a podcast with the Digital Daughter. It’s too cute for words.

Aug 10th

Bernie: 5 ten-year old girls for a birthday party. One advantage to being unemployed- weekday...

Aug 10th

“Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has...”
— Sidney J. Harris- The...

Aug 10th

Bernie: Added the video “The beautiful woman plays the football” to a list of my...

Aug 10th

Bernie: Added the video “Mask” to a list of my favorites:...

Aug 10th

Bernie: Just left Bowling For Soup at Rye PLayland. Great show. Much fun.

Aug 9th

“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”
— Peter De Vries- The Quotations...

Aug 9th

Bernie: Funny how, just when you think you’re all alone, a bunch of folks show up to remind...

Aug 9th

Bernie: Planned picnic for Bowling for Soup concert tomorrow (Pasta with sauce). Seems like fun!

Aug 8th

Bernie: @goldiekatsu Thanks for the love!

Aug 8th

“Hell is full of musical amateurs.”
— George Bernard Shaw- The...

Aug 8th

Bernie: Made my first application outside of education last night. Nervous and excited…

Aug 8th

Bernie: @BadDad I am so feeling you re: boiling water. Just 2 weeks ago…...

Aug 8th

Bernie: SingToday took 2 hours. At this rate, the SingToday should be about preparing the SingToday....

Aug 8th

Bernie: Still making my Sing Today for Viddler!

Aug 8th

Bernie: made “Welcome Bad Dad!” public on viddler:...

Aug 8th

Bernie: Should I take my Zoom H-4 to the Bowling for Soup Concert? Maybe I should podcast it! Then...

Aug 7th

Bernie: Playing with iMovie. God, I love video!

Aug 7th

Bernie: Spent the evening setting up new T-Mobile Phones.

Aug 7th

“The thing that impresses me the most about America is the...”
— King Edward VIII- The...

Aug 7th

Click here for a blimp perspective photo of post-1906...

Aug 7th

ST:TOS Plot Generator (JBR Flowchart)

Aug 7th

Bernie: Taking 7 hardcore boys to work in a Senior Center this morning. Who’s bright idea was...

Aug 7th

Bernie: Cathing up on blog posts, cleaning out inbox- all that crap I been postponing. Oh, cover...

Aug 7th

Bernie: Going Thursday to see free concert at Rye Playland. Anyone else going?

Aug 6th

Watch

Derren Brown - Trains… Of thought (via thaflash1988)- Amazing bit of Mind Control.

Aug 6th

“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat....”
— Albert Einstein- The...

Aug 6th

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing...”
— Frank Zappa- The Quotations...

Aug 6th

Bernie: Rain today for day 1 of Camp Skippy- Son home watching Daughter.

Aug 6th

Bernie: Backing up 7 years worth of digital photos

Aug 4th

Bernie: Think I fixed it. Was sending Title and Description via Twitterfeed. Duh.

Aug 4th

“People will buy anything that is one to a customer.”
— Sinclair Lewis- The Quotations...

Aug 4th

Watch

Learn the proper way to act in a movie from Mastodon Linoleum Knife - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie...

Aug 4th

Bernie: digitalfather: Pounce post. Doubled?: Pounce post. Doubled?

Aug 4th

Bernie: WHen I post from Pounce, it comes up double. Why is that?

Aug 4th

Bernie: digitalfather: Oh… NOW I know how to turn off bloops.: Oh… NOW I know how to...

Aug 4th

Bernie: digitalfather: I don’t Skype enough to know how to turn off…: I don’t...

Aug 4th

Bernie: digitalfather: Up early to finish preparation for author interview-...

Aug 4th

Bernie: made “Twitter for Viddlers” public on viddler:...

Aug 3rd

Watch

Too cool for words- The Super Mario Brothers Theme played on 2 Tesla Coils! (via thegeekgroup)

Aug 3rd

Bernie: digitalfather: OK- I introduce a buddy to Viddler, and the first…: OK- I introduce a...

Aug 3rd

Bernie: @ jason calacanis What about this? http://tinyurl.com/2wud5k

Aug 3rd

Bernie: made “Digital Father MeToday 08 01” public on viddler:...

Aug 3rd

“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...”
— Jackie Mason- The Quotations...

Aug 3rd

Bernie: digitalfather: Son has a dance at camp- daughter has a show,…: Son has a dance at...

Aug 3rd

Bernie: digitalfather: Kids read great at the play read-thru. Impressive Scottish accent…:...

Aug 2nd

“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all...”
— Charles M. Schulz- The...

Aug 2nd

Bernie: Getting ready to go out and read scenes from a new musical. FUN!

Aug 2nd

Bernie: made “Digital Father MeToday 08 01” public on viddler:...

Aug 1st

“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls...”
— Tallulah Bankhead- The...

Aug 1st

Bernie: digitalfather: Viddler? Are you there?: Viddler? Are you there?

Aug 1st

Bernie: digitalfather: Remembered this morning needed to burn cd of summer program…:...

Aug 1st

Bernie: digitalfather: On fire tonight. Just finished editing 2nd podcast (Digital Father…: On...

Aug 1st